UPCOMING EVENTS
EVERY SUNDAY IN OCTOBER in 2025 with and
OFFICIAL GRADUATION SUNDAY NOVEMBER 2 FROM 7p - 9p ft. KARAOKE AFTERPARTY
GOD’S AUTOMATIC ART SCHOOL
CLICK HERE for registration info and lecture dates and topics!
A curated collection of facts and figures based off all the dopest shit from art school, and presented by a real live “Creative Mind”, for the art-smart, dummies too, freaky-deaks, and the colors curious.
This four-week lecture series will electrify your senses. This four-week lecture series will not keep you alive. Automatic Art Degree Punch Cards Issued and Punched by Official Provost Complete 3 lectures corresponding art prompts for a “bonafide” BFA Complete all 4 for an MFA you can take home to your disappointed momma.
Accredited by God
ARRIVING ON “ARTIST TIME” Because The Artist tends toward a certain percentage of crushing social anxiety, there will be time set aside (3p - 330p) before each class for a nice little BYO Cocktail Moment ft. topical chatting, light laughing, and easing into the situation. Please arrive promptly by 325p, if you’d simply rather die than mingle.
APPROXIMATE SCHEDULE: 3p - 330p optional socializing, 45 minutes of lecture, additional 15 - 45 minutes of educational activities.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 17, 2025
Container | bandcamp.com
Stroker
The Playful Bunch
Secret Boyfriend
8pm | $15
SATURDAY OCTOBER 15. 2025
Bitter Wish | bandcamp.com
Stiff Curls
Mr. Customer
Doors 7pm | Over by 10pm
$10-$15 Sliding Scale
FRIDAY OCTOBER 24, 2025
The Greater Earth comedy and storytelling show!
featuring:
Juliet Wayne
Devan Fox
Dan Vetrano
Darryl Charles
Adam Flick
With a Halloween DJ to follow!
Doors at 8pm | Show at 8:30pm
$10 suggested donation.
FRIDAY OCTOBER 31, 2025 - HALLOWEEN!!
God’s (tm) Halloween Cover Show brought to you by Nick Berger!
A benefit for Sol Collective!
Crazy Tran (Ozzy Tribute)
Third Eye Blind
Velvet Underground
The Sundays
Weezer
Plus Karaoke after the bands!
Doors 6pm | Music 7pm | $10 - $20
~ c a s h ~ b a r ~
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 1, 2025
WAKE UP PHILADELPHIA.
it is time for us to play our great city of brotherly love once again, halloweekend. dj’s. emo bands. west philadelphia. we are not f*ckin’ around.
welcome to latchkey kids presents : ‘running late’ to halloween! our first annual halloween dance party, held at the highly esteemed @gods.automatic.body
we’re kicking off this event real strong this year with @natalienineteen + @prettybitter.mp3 and @americaluvsme - bangers all night.
$10 tix are available at this link RIGHT NOW. the space is small. this will sell out. don’t miss out.