UPCOMING EVENTS

EVERY SUNDAY IN OCTOBER in 2025 with and
OFFICIAL GRADUATION SUNDAY NOVEMBER 2 FROM 7p - 9p ft. KARAOKE AFTERPARTY

GOD’S AUTOMATIC ART SCHOOL

CLICK HERE for registration info and lecture dates and topics!

A curated collection of facts and figures based off all the dopest shit from art school, and presented by a real live “Creative Mind”, for the art-smart, dummies too, freaky-deaks, and the colors curious.

This four-week lecture series will electrify your senses. This four-week lecture series will not keep you alive. Automatic Art Degree Punch Cards Issued and Punched by Official Provost Complete 3 lectures corresponding art prompts for a “bonafide” BFA Complete all 4 for an MFA you can take home to your disappointed momma.

Accredited by God

ARRIVING ON “ARTIST TIME” Because The Artist tends toward a certain percentage of crushing social anxiety, there will be time set aside (3p - 330p) before each class for a nice little BYO Cocktail Moment ft. topical chatting, light laughing, and easing into the situation. Please arrive promptly by 325p, if you’d simply rather die than mingle.

APPROXIMATE SCHEDULE: 3p - 330p optional socializing, 45 minutes of lecture, additional 15 - 45 minutes of educational activities.

WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 22, 2025

SPOOKY MOVIE NIGHT HOSTED BY SONRISA RODRIGUEZ-HARRISON!

Showing Wes Cravens “The People Under The Stairs” plus a classic episode of classic 90s TV horror!

$5 to enter | Free popcorn & cash bar for refreshments

6pm doors | 6:30 showtime

Please wear a mask when not eating or drinking.

FRIDAY OCTOBER 24, 2025

The Greater Earth comedy and storytelling show!

featuring:

Juliet Wayne
Devan Fox
Dan Vetrano
Darryl Charles
Adam Flick

With a Halloween DJ to follow!

Doors at 8pm | Show at 8:30pm
$10 suggested donation.

FRIDAY OCTOBER 31, 2025 - HALLOWEEN!!

God’s (tm) Halloween Cover Show brought to you by Nick Berger!

A benefit for Sol Collective!

Crazy Tran (Ozzy Tribute)
Third Eye Blind
Velvet Underground
The Sundays
Weezer

Plus Karaoke after the bands!

Doors 6pm | Music 7pm | $10 - $20
~ c a s h ~ b a r ~

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 1, 2025

WAKE UP PHILADELPHIA.

it is time for us to play our great city of brotherly love once again, halloweekend. dj’s. emo bands. west philadelphia. we are not f*ckin’ around.

welcome to latchkey kids presents : ‘running late’ to halloween! our first annual halloween dance party, held at the highly esteemed @gods.automatic.body

we’re kicking off this event real strong this year with @natalienineteen + @prettybitter.mp3 and @americaluvsme - bangers all night.

$10 tix are available at this link RIGHT NOW. the space is small. this will sell out. don’t miss out.

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 14, 2025