UPCOMING EVENTS

SEPTEMBER 12, 2025

SEPTEMBER 20, 2025

It’s our BELOVED SIDNEY’S birthday party! Come hang, dance, be merry and gay!

DJ MX. DASH!!!
KARAOKE!!!

Donations accepted for the DJ!!

EVERY SUNDAY IN OCTOBER in 2025 with and
OFFICIAL GRADUATION SUNDAY NOVEMBER 2 FROM 7p - 9p ft. KARAOKE AFTERPARTY

GOD’S AUTOMATIC ART SCHOOL

CLICK HERE for registration info and lecture dates and topics!

A curated collection of facts and figures based off all the dopest shit from art school, and presented by a real live “Creative Mind”, for the art-smart, dummies too, freaky-deaks, and the colors curious.

This four-week lecture series will electrify your senses. This four-week lecture series will not keep you alive. Automatic Art Degree Punch Cards Issued and Punched by Official Provost Complete 3 lectures corresponding art prompts for a “bonafide” BFA Complete all 4 for an MFA you can take home to your disappointed momma.

Accredited by God

ARRIVING ON “ARTIST TIME” Because The Artist tends toward a certain percentage of crushing social anxiety, there will be time set aside (3p - 330p) before each class for a nice little BYO Cocktail Moment ft. topical chatting, light laughing, and easing into the situation. Please arrive promptly by 325p, if you’d simply rather die than mingle.

APPROXIMATE SCHEDULE: 3p - 330p optional socializing, 45 minutes of lecture, additional 15 - 45 minutes of educational activities.