UPCOMING EVENTS
AUGUST 23, 2025

Jobber (nyc) | bandcamp.com
Freezing Cold (nyc) | bandcamp.com
Universal Girlfriend (phl) | first show! featuring members of Gladie, Screaming Females, Pinkwash, and HIRS
SEPTEMBER 5, 2025
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34 TROLLEY
Cult Objects
Ring Sour
Koof Ibi
Shawn Ryan & Ryan Todd (patience in exile DJ set)
7pm | $10
EVERY SUNDAY IN OCTOBER in 2025 with and
OFFICIAL GRADUATION SUNDAY NOVEMBER 2 FROM 7p - 9p ft. KARAOKE AFTERPARTY
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GOD’S AUTOMATIC ART SCHOOL
CLICK HERE for registration info and lecture dates and topics!
A curated collection of facts and figures based off all the dopest shit from art school, and presented by a real live “Creative Mind”, for the art-smart, dummies too, freaky-deaks, and the colors curious.
This four-week lecture series will electrify your senses. This four-week lecture series will not keep you alive. Automatic Art Degree Punch Cards Issued and Punched by Official Provost Complete 3 lectures corresponding art prompts for a “bonafide” BFA Complete all 4 for an MFA you can take home to your disappointed momma.
Accredited by God
ARRIVING ON “ARTIST TIME” Because The Artist tends toward a certain percentage of crushing social anxiety, there will be time set aside (3p - 330p) before each class for a nice little BYO Cocktail Moment ft. topical chatting, light laughing, and easing into the situation. Please arrive promptly by 325p, if you’d simply rather die than mingle.
APPROXIMATE SCHEDULE: 3p - 330p optional socializing, 45 minutes of lecture, additional 15 - 45 minutes of educational activities.
Freezing Cold (nyc) | bandcamp.com
Universal Girlfriend (phl) | first show! featuring members of Gladie, Screaming Females, Pinkwash, and HIRS
SEPTEMBER 5, 2025

34 TROLLEY
Cult Objects
Ring Sour
Koof Ibi
Shawn Ryan & Ryan Todd (patience in exile DJ set)
7pm | $10
EVERY SUNDAY IN OCTOBER in 2025 with and
OFFICIAL GRADUATION SUNDAY NOVEMBER 2 FROM 7p - 9p ft. KARAOKE AFTERPARTY

GOD’S AUTOMATIC ART SCHOOL
CLICK HERE for registration info and lecture dates and topics!
A curated collection of facts and figures based off all the dopest shit from art school, and presented by a real live “Creative Mind”, for the art-smart, dummies too, freaky-deaks, and the colors curious.
This four-week lecture series will electrify your senses. This four-week lecture series will not keep you alive. Automatic Art Degree Punch Cards Issued and Punched by Official Provost Complete 3 lectures corresponding art prompts for a “bonafide” BFA Complete all 4 for an MFA you can take home to your disappointed momma.
Accredited by God
ARRIVING ON “ARTIST TIME” Because The Artist tends toward a certain percentage of crushing social anxiety, there will be time set aside (3p - 330p) before each class for a nice little BYO Cocktail Moment ft. topical chatting, light laughing, and easing into the situation. Please arrive promptly by 325p, if you’d simply rather die than mingle.
APPROXIMATE SCHEDULE: 3p - 330p optional socializing, 45 minutes of lecture, additional 15 - 45 minutes of educational activities.